Lost Cable Help?

Ok we played a show last night at Sherlock's and I get this email in our mailbox from Graham, the bass player for the Josh Goode band:

"Someone left an instrument cable--not sure if its your band's. If you're missing one, please provide a detailed description, including length, scratch and kinks location, identifying marks, colour, input jacks description, noise level etc etc (a personality profile of the cable will be especally helpful). Also please provide original sales receipt and at least three (3) photographs of Monkeyshyne playing at different venues using the exact cable in question (these must be photographs where the cable is the subject of the picture--ie: not in the background). Also, a detailed description on the circumstances in which said cable went missing at Sherlock's last night, including any eye witnesses that will corraborate your testomony.

Upon receipt of notarized laminated claim form with all the above information, your cable will duly be returned to you.

Thank you and best regards,
Graham
www.joshgoodeband.com"

I am pretty sure it is our cable so if anyone has previous pictures of said cable and anyone can vouch for the place and time that the cable was mis-placed last night that would help. I think this is the cable Oz likes to call "Willy"...