A new Language?

This weekend after a night of no sleep and playing in 100 degree weather we decided to stop at Whataburger for a quick bite to eat. While sitting there we started talking about Keith going back to school and pickup lines he needs to use for the young college girls. Colin suggested that Keith speak in a German accent and act a like a German, like a German George Clooney and the girls will just melt.

Then somewhere in the conversation I decided to add in the fact that he needs to tell the women that he has a big penis. But to not be rude about it and say it in German. Of course he told me and I could not get it right and eventually my pick up line turned into "Vee Gates es mi Grande Pee Pee", which basically says "Hello my big penis", but it was a mixture of German and Spanish. Then Colin and Keith coined the phrase "Sperman" a new language that is a mixture of Spanish and German. We are sooo creative...

Warning women on the UNT campus Keith starts school today and you might be hit on by a Sperman...